Do the Jehovah's Witnesses come to your front door once a month? They feel that all of them should be missionaries, and proclaim repentance, otherwise they are in part responsible for other people's sins.
If they annoy you, I know what you can do. I discovered it by accident.
I shaved one Saturday, and I knicked myself under the ear. It was slowly bleeding. I did not know it. No one was home to tell me. I began doing chores in the garage, with the garage door open.
Two Jehovah's Witnesses ladies came up to talk to me. By that time, there was a lot of blood on my neck, and it was staining the collar of my T-shirt. They had expressions on their face like they were seeing something really distasteful.
I told them I was not interested in their message, like I always do. Then I went inside, and looked in a mirror, and realized how much I had bled - and cleaned myself up.
I have read some JW literature, and blood plays a bick part in their doctrinal interpretation of scripture. JWs typically are real squeamish about blood. They won't accept blood transfusions even if they are medically necessary to save their life.
Then I noticed that they never came to my door again. It took me awhile to figure out the connection, and then I really laughed
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